i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Here we go - it's Scooch!
Soooooooooooo camp, sooooooooooooooooooo naff it's brilliant!
If those funny foreigners had any sense they would rocket this one to NUMBER ONE!
Every one in the land from tots to grannies should be up and singing to this!
8/10 - no bias involved at all.
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Favourite alert - or for any Americans reading this - favorite alert.
Ukraine - what are they wearing?
Catchy in some kind of Eastern European disco way.
The he-she lead singer dances a bit like me after I've had a shandy!
6/10 for memorability
0/10 for promoting tourism to Ukraine
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Crumpet - I'm not copying you, look at the times of posting, you just keep coming up with the best comments though!
Anyway -dyke alert!
Doesn't Serbia have any lipstick lesbians!
Voice is good though.
Where did they think the costumes up - prison?
oh hang on, think the backing singers might start a bit of girl on girl action!
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Crumpet - yes yes yes - we HAVE to do ApostaEurovision next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can imagine it now - all round the telly, drinking various alcoholic beverages (in moderation of course), taking the mick (sorry anybody from Ireland - I meant taking the piss) out of every one!
Gemany - no no no - you are not Herr Sinatra!
3/10
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Russia now - you know that European country called Russia.
Sound a bit like Girls Aloud, but not anywhere near as good looking.
Mind you not bad for Russians.
reasonably catchy, though the black outfits not to my taste.
5/10
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Latvia - Their dates must have let them down and they've decided to sing instead.
They all look a bit weird.
They can sing though but that usually comes way behind the politics in this contest.
5/10
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
France - What is the bald man in pink wearing?!
Apparently it's designed by Jean Paul Gaultier - that explains it.
Terrible song and they can't sing.
Mind you this is EuroVISION so sort of will stick in the mind in a Derren Brown kind of way.
3/10
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Sweden - oh the seventies are back!
Think he might swing both ways!
Is it a he, or a very flat chested she?!
Perhaps they are thinking that Abba won it in the seventies with Waterloo, so are going back in time.
Thought I heard a bit of Status Quo going on too.
7/10
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Georgia - should be singing 'Lady in Red' surely.
A bit of cossack action going on in the background.
Strange voice but also a strangely memorable song.
What's all that painted on her back!
3/10 no 4/10 no 5/10
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Greece - pretty boy gay bloke on now. Girls look nice but he is absolutely rubbish!
Thing with Greece thought - always guaranteed douze point from Cyprus.
1/10
